The M&A partner at dinner
Said “IPO’s closing this winter!”
‘Twas clear from their eyes
That some of these guys
Would spend their Christmas at the printer.
Category Archives: Lawmericks
Lawmerick: FRE 609(a)(2)
It’s too bad your witness withdrew
Because of 609(a)(2).
His dishonest act
(false statement in fact)
Meant impeachment had to ensue.
Lawmericks: M&A
When I tell you my job’s not okay
You sneer and reply “but the pay!”
All through the day
I do M&A
And wonder where I went astray.
Lawmericks: Bad Sheriff
There once was a sheriff in Texas
Who swore to both serve and protect us
But two nurses with whistles
Led to his dismissal
According to my Lexis-Nexis.
Lawmericks: Venus
I deposed once a witness from Venus,
Her answers were fine, but between us,
I took her to lunch,
And now have a hunch,
I might need to send more subpoenas.